Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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hethought 7

maybe you should see what feels good for her.

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cdncw 20

Starfish!!! But seriously, sounds like you're boring in bed. In my experience, even the most devout starfish can be enticed to become more active in the sack...

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N0RealName 4

seriously, i found out my ex best friend does this every time she has sex, and thinks shes being sexy by grunting like shes being stabbed, and shes a ***** who burns through guys and would rather have sex than spend time with her partner.. doesnt mean your gf is cheating or youre boring her unless she never did this before, she may just be uninformed

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AshPokemon 13

make her move. just give her an ****** beforehand (eat her out) and while you're doing the deed rub her ********. make her second ****** even bigger!

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LivingFail 7

So You notice her not being into it, not enjoying it and You keep going anyway?? Selfish much!?!

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ErinShannon 27

Looks like you've got yourself a Starfish.

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