Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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Late_night83 25

real dolls are not real people! maybe u need to find a real girlfriend.

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Osito2011 9

maybe she fell asleep...you have to hit it harder to wake her up...or stop bagging love dolls or corps and do a real person

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cwmbear 0

When you say 'had sex' you do mean genital vaginal penetration and not merely sitting on the same seat the other recently vacated, do you? That's how my sister got pregnant. According to my dad.

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cetlawizard 15

lol...your dads a stupid idiot...does he also think that's how you kids were born...maybe he isn't your biological father after all cause you seem a lot smarter. :)

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Brett102 0

you doing something wrong man or she's just not into you like you think she is wouldn't be surprised if she's sleeping with someone better then you behind your back bro

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fusion2580 1

stop having sex with your pillow

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toddler38 0

put it in her butt, then see if she moves.

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Lisa89 3

This is what being a grown up is all about. Ask her what she wants, tell her what you want (that you want her to move or make noise!). Discuss this like adults. Either that or you have a blow up doll or dead girlfriend...

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