Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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princessjazz 0

Were you a virgin before you had sex with her?? Do you even know what you're doing at all..? Like where to stick your junk..

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cherryblossomchi 4

looks like she sucks in bed...that bites, or maybe you should ;)

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rattusrattus 18

Either you suck, you bore her, or she thinks 'lie back and think of England' is a good sex strategy. Yikes.

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jewknowit710 2

maybe phone a friend.. lol

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Semirhage_fml 2

Communication, communication, communication. How do people even get to the point where they have had sex with each other seven consecutive times with one person being entirely unresponsive, and a conversation hasn't happened about it? "Is something wrong? Could I do something you'd enjoy more?"

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SkyHiLyfe_808 0

Maybe you two need to try something new to spice things up. it sounds like she's either really bored, or you're just terrible in bed.

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rezzel 0

better knock her up so she doesnt break up wit u lol

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