Sex, Confused and Intimacy: Like a virgin

Like a virgin

By chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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You deserved it 7 122

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By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

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You deserved it 16 444

By Ihatemylife - 03/03/2013 12:17 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:56 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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You deserved it 4 416

By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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You deserved it 11 617

By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML

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You deserved it 5 116

By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 02:23 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML

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You deserved it 4 522

By saddude - 04/03/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

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You deserved it 113 583

By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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SweetlyPsycho 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 11:27

If you nor your girlfriend can tell if you had "sex" then I don't think either of you are old enough to be having sex.

TwitchingNebula 17

Tuesday 22 May 2012 11:23

Noob.

Comments

mosquito19 14

Tuesday 22 May 2012 21:25

guess what, she's pregnant.

dunicha 20

Tuesday 22 May 2012 21:46

Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it.

asdass1992 2

Tuesday 22 May 2012 22:22

Problem is probably that he doesnt have the "hung" of it.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 22 May 2012 21:57

Cue sad violin melody.

bthere4her 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 23:03

Best FML ever

ohitsdaniella 7

Tuesday 22 May 2012 23:29

What was it then? O.o

zmiller96 2

Tuesday 22 May 2012 23:33

...Is it in yet???

drawmyhearton_fml 3

Tuesday 22 May 2012 23:39

How old are you?

kissmyace25 6

Tuesday 22 May 2012 23:58

9 months later your a parent

NotAlwaysRight 11

Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:14

I'm seriously trying to figure out how you'd legitimately not know if you had sex. Unless you're like 8 years old or unless you aren't blessed in the nether regions, I don't see how this is even possible.