Little shit

By Anonymous - 28/10/2010 04:44 - Canada

Today, my little cousin is going to be staying at our house for a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts, "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" directly into my ear. Only another 11 months to go. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 589
You deserved it 3 505

Same thing different taste

Top comments

obey him. next time he goes in your room, be masturbating.

how old is he? :S maybe he'll stop.. untill then I vote bear trap at your door. (:

Comments

lock the door its simple or just say you will beat the shit outta him if he does it again

That sucks man. What did you do to offend him?

wtfsnickers 1

duct tape it's a fun substance

Pocahontas22_fml 0

hahahaha too funny. I wish I was young enough to do that and get away with it lol

JustJaredfied 0

dudeee, Knock that ****** out. Grab him by the throat and throw him outside.

have you heard of a little thing called a lock?

Cjmw 7

Smack his head into a ******* tree. It's what I'd do...

HunterAlpha1 8

there are measures you can take to stop him: 1. lock your door every night. 2. if you're not allowed to lock your door or your door doesn't have one, talk to your parents about it, and ask them to make him stop. 3. if your parents don't have the balls to do what needs to be done(spanking, grounding, take away his toys, etc.) go to child protective services, they'll probably have him moved to a foster home. 4. if you're an adult and have the capability to move out, then go get yourself a job and an apartment.

HunterAlpha1 8

so YDI if you don't do something about it. but if you're still a minor and neither CPS nor your parents will do anything about it, then FYL. now it's time to assert your authority as being bigger, stronger, and smarter.

embarrasing101 2

good thinking. let a happy couple hve to put up with **** U being shouted in theyre ear every night (unless they of course are def, if not they soon will be)