Sleep, Creepy, Scary and Kids: Little shit

Little shit

By Anonymous - 28/10/2010 04:44 - Canada

Today, my little cousin is going to be staying at our house for a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts, "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" directly into my ear. Only another 11 months to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 18:47 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, it marks the fourth month since my 15-year-old cousin asked me out, then started practically stalking me when I said no. It's also the fourth month of my parents and his constantly telling me to stop overreacting and that it's "just a phase." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML

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upintheorange 5

Thursday 28 October 2010 12:12

obey him. next time he goes in your room, be masturbating.

maphineRAWRS 10

Thursday 28 October 2010 12:11

how old is he? :S maybe he'll stop.. untill then I vote bear trap at your door. (:

Comments

Xavi89 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 12:49

hahaha!!!!

azzaj 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 12:49

How old is he?

KVKdragon 26

Thursday 28 October 2010 13:00

lock the door. not that hard to do so. if you can't, then you should barricade the door with stuff to the point that its blocked.

SAgirl 13

Thursday 28 October 2010 13:04

Kick him in the balls for everytime he does it, he'll stop soon :D

questionita11 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 13:10

beat the kid

truthinlies 1

Thursday 28 October 2010 14:54

problem is you can't even look at your kid without them threatning to call social services

o3livi0us1 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 16:38

This may be cold but he's not their kid anyway, I say let the system take the brat. If he is so ungreatful to have family looking out for him that he does crap like this, he can go live in a foster home until his mother or father straighten their situation out.

questionita11 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 13:10

beat the kid

canadian_ftw 8

Thursday 28 October 2010 13:15

um... lock your door?

xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 14:22

you look like a girl from my school. shes canadian, lives in florida & yeahhh. ezcept her name is hannah, not sarah.

canadian_ftw 8

Thursday 28 October 2010 16:54

haha! what a coincidence :P

ISOTheDarkTower 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 13:18

Your cousin sounds like a douche. Lock for door dude!

dynky 3

Thursday 28 October 2010 13:19

Tell him that next time he does it you'll throw him out of the house. And then follow through. Problem solved. It's your house, you're not under any obligation to have him stay.

Zebidee 8

Thursday 28 October 2010 16:07

Exactly. Explain to his parents that they can't stay with you any more because they can't control their kid. Let's see him try that in the homeless shelter.