lock him in in the backyard & take the dog inside. common sense. :)

Smack the little shit in the face. When he cries to mummy, you can then explain how he surprised you while you were sleeping. Even if he has useless parents I don't see him doing it again.

The next couple of times he does it, take note of what time it happens. Then pretend to be asleep and when he walks in and yells, punch him in the face hard. If anyone asks, say he startled you. Feel free to change the yell to "I'm going to kill you!" If he denies saying that, ask him what he really said. He probably won't fess up to what he actually said.

Why don't you just lock your door, retard?

Lock your door? Put something heavy in front of it? Pull a prank on him? Tell his mother? YDI if you're just going to let him do it.

Wow. Tell her to stop it?

and youre gonna take that? punch him in the back of the head! dont be a wuss

that's fantastic!!!!

duct tape him to his bed and fart in his face. that will shut him up

two options here. 1. ultimate atomic wedgie, or other form of ass kicking. 2. lock your door.