Little shit

By Anonymous - 28/10/2010 04:44 - Canada

Today, my little cousin is going to be staying at our house for a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts, "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" directly into my ear. Only another 11 months to go. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 589
You deserved it 3 505

Same thing different taste

Top comments

obey him. next time he goes in your room, be masturbating.

how old is he? :S maybe he'll stop.. untill then I vote bear trap at your door. (:

Comments

gusgus36 5

hahaha oh my god... cousin from hell

Yeah, and then I say lock the little ****** out. Ungrateful twat.

TinyDude 10

Great a kid scarred u with 11 more months

So the next time he comes in and does it calmly tell him that next time you might be. And the next night get ready, cum in his face, and blame it on being startled. I'm sure he wouldn't try it again! Unless he's into that type of thing... in which case you just made a new buddy!

Sarcastic_x 6

Wow that plan can't possibly fail.

Doesn't sound like anything a prolonged and vigorous beating wouldn't put right.

Some people don't have locks on their bedroom doors. I definitely don't. :(

mintcar 9

How little is this cousin of yours? Seems pretty immature. Just set some rules around the house.

wow i would be like THeres the door use it