LOL whatever

By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 10:22 - Australia

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Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was, "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway." Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML
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gersmer 3

Beat the **** out of Steve

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patte_fml 19

Bei, this is a true ****** up situation. FML for this time.

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AkaPanda 12

Kinda seems like maybe she knew and didn't know how to tell you so she played a "prank"

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mrd1997 19

What a nasty *****. And your brother is ****** up for sleeping with your girlfriend. I'd beat the living shit out of him if I were you. And id also dump that ****** ass, and let her know that It was your sister ******* with your phone, and that you're the better person than her for being loyal.

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RealSuperSand 21

I had something similar happen to me once with a close friend and an ex. At the very least you owe your brother a broken nose.

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revieced 13

well, you probably should thank your sister

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davek 36

PUT PASSWORDS ON YOUR PHONES PEOPLE

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khorstmye 15

I don't think that's quite what your parents had in mind when they taught the two of you to share your toys...

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Zarcissa 34

Am I the only one thinking that it might be some other Steve? To my knowledge Steve is a common name.

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pjsr 32

In that case, why wouldn't the innocent Steve deny it?

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justfml22 13

You actually should thank your sister.

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gunzerker 8

sounds like your sister knew your brother was banging your gf.

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