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By iPhonekid - 27/05/2012 07:19 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

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You deserved it 7 857

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By ShortieRose - 28/05/2019 22:13

Today, I was texting with my close friend about her very sick father. She texted, "I hope he gets better" and I replied, "I hope he does." Autocorrect changed it to, "I hope he dies." FML

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You deserved it 432

By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 570

You deserved it 40 192

Treacherous smileys

By Steven - 29/08/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML

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You deserved it 298

By blind - 24/06/2009 12:11 - South Africa

Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 413

You deserved it 46 721

Just ignore it!

By nothing like tasty asshole - 26/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Shelbyville

Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 846

You deserved it 596

By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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You deserved it 27 874

Hi how are you?

By KereKris - 17/06/2020 14:05

Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 334

You deserved it 448

By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 16:49 - United States

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 279

You deserved it 8 246

By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 104

You deserved it 8 577

By cmolloy - 21/12/2011 14:40 - Ireland

Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML

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You deserved it 4 477

KBeatz 5

Sunday 27 May 2012 12:10

Autocorrect at its worst. Explain yourself quickly before you're the biggest jerk ever!

gr8koolkat 6

Sunday 27 May 2012 12:20

To be honest if you were a good friend (close enough to ask her what was wrong), you probably should've called her. Or at least text back something a little more sympathetic rather than just 'awwh'.

Comments

roachyroo 5

Sunday 27 May 2012 13:55

My auto correct turns awwww into asses.

perdix 29

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:03

Hey, maybe when someone gives you such bad news, you should quit relying on goddam, sterile texting and actually make a phone call to express your sympathy. Here's a thought: Why don't you get your couch-shaped ass off your couch and go see your friend and comfort them in person? Even a perfectly spelled text interjection with the crying emoticon ;( cannot replace being there.

mhopper 13

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:23

I agree with seeing the friend in person. A phone call would be awkward though, especially if he/she is hysterically crying. Texting does not suffice in this instance.

eccentrix 12

Sunday 27 May 2012 15:28

;( is a sad wink.

Rocky007 15

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:05

Proofread, proofread, poofread.

perdix 29

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:13

Two out of three ain't bad ;)

d00z3r 8

Sunday 27 May 2012 20:30

What you did there, we see it....

stinkFist232 3

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:15

I still don't get why your average aurocorrect complaining iPhone user can't just, I dunno, turn the feature off in the first place. "A good artist never blames his tools..."