Lonely boy

By unloved - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, it's my birthday, and the only person that called me was my boss. He wants me to cover his shift tonight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 101
You deserved it 3 135

Top comments

lovestrong 0

Awh that sucks, Happy Birthday tho :)

perdix 29

If nobody cares about you, you might as well work and make some money. With what you urned, um, I mean, earned, you can buy a person to care about you for a while. The rates vary based on the attractiveness of this employee and how you want them to show how they care for you.

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hope you didn't go into work. even if no one else called you should still enjoy your bday.

collegekid13 0

Hey, OP, I think the fact that so many people -- even on a pessimistic (albeit jokingly so) website -- took the time to wish you a happy birthday shows the general good of humans to wish another well. Glad you're here to give us a reason to demonstrate even a stranger's care. Glad you're born. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

lmfao ghayy much~~ well atleast u hav fml mates wishin u happy birthday :D

happy birthday! it's my birthday today too!

Hey, it was my birthday too! Happy birthday!