Birthday, Lonely and Work: Lonely boy - FML

Lonely boy

By unloved - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, it's my birthday, and the only person that called me was my boss. He wants me to cover his shift tonight. FML

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lovestrong 0

Friday 15 October 2010 1:03

Awh that sucks, Happy Birthday tho :)

perdix 29

Friday 15 October 2010 1:19

If nobody cares about you, you might as well work and make some money. With what you urned, um, I mean, earned, you can buy a person to care about you for a while. The rates vary based on the attractiveness of this employee and how you want them to show how they care for you.

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georggx 3

Friday 15 October 2010 1:23

haaaaaaa gutted. he obviously don't like you.

Angel926 0

Friday 15 October 2010 1:23

I wish I could change things for you, everybody deserves to feel special for their birthday and it should be exciting for you. I really hope that things have turned around and people came to their senses! Happy Birthday and I hope your night turns out for you!

mintcar 9

Friday 15 October 2010 1:24

Aw, what a bummer. That's pretty sad.

WickedWendigoX 0

Friday 15 October 2010 1:25

can I call you op? and happy birfday greedy bitch (:

sk8erd 15

Friday 15 October 2010 1:25

you better be gettin a bigger check for this..

monsterundertheb 2

Friday 15 October 2010 1:29

happy birthday

Ally1107 0

Friday 15 October 2010 1:29

happy bday:D

The304Killer 0

Friday 15 October 2010 1:30

Happy B-Day

diegomanguelo 5

Friday 15 October 2010 1:32

happy b day

LmFaO4realz 0

Friday 15 October 2010 1:34

aww well happy birthday to you

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