Lonely, so lonely…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Scarborough

Today, I held hands with a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember what holding hands felt like. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 131
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Tolarie 13

I wonder if anybody saw you... Good luck finding someone, OP! (no sarcasm intended)

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DinoDropns 1

Uh... How ugly are you???

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Shrike 23

Not as ****-ugly as that personality you've got there, I'll bet. :D

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PeteyPablo12308 20

"****-ugly" I like it! My new favorite insult!

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desireev 17

28- With a personality like yours, I'd hold hands with a mannequin before I'd speak to you, no matter how attractive or unattractive you are. Being rude and shallow gets you nowhere. Keep that in mind! :)

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spinnaker 1

loneliness sucks... open your heart and your mind and just be and believe me, there is someone for everyone!

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Boob_fml 6

If you dump the mannequin for a blow up doll and play your cards right, you might make it to third base.

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Evaloscity 6

I bet it took a whole lot of hard thinking to come up with that name.

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desireev 17

31- Why do you keep posting that same comment? I mean, you do change the last couple words... But why do you keep posting that? :[

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DoubleBlumpkin 4

So we probably have a year or two before your neighbors start getting interviewed after you pull an attention grabbing everyone must die stunt. "I am not too surprised actually, she always did seem a little off".

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MuseFan1991 14

this genuinely made me a little bit sad :( OP, try getting out there a bit more! if you're shy try dating sites but please don't hold hands with any more mannequins, i dont think my heart could take it :'(

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greenie213 23

And then the mannequin episode of doctor who came true. You just have shitty luck.

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funky2525 14

Ohhh lord! Help this child!

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