Transportation, Cars, Farts and Cute: Long haul

Long haul

By sandwhiched - 01/01/2015 08:52 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

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You deserved it 4 848

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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You deserved it 3 173

Road movie

By Anonymous - 17/10/2022 12:00

Today, I threw up while on a road trip. My boyfriend asked what made me sick, but I didn't want to tell him that his belching the entire time smelled so goddamn bad it made me physically sick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 549

You deserved it 764

By Ted - 06/06/2019 18:00

Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 187

You deserved it 485

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:09 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 327

You deserved it 8 049

Lingering smells

By UptoHERE - 04/02/2010 03:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 496

You deserved it 2 291

By Gassy and sassy - 07/12/2014 06:15 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

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You deserved it 6 776

By Anonymous - 23/03/2015 23:08 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I had to sit in a three-seat truck between my dad and his best friend on a 4-hour trip to Detroit. It was great, besides their incessant crude jokes and stories, including chafing ball sacks, and naming their new radio station, "Chicks With Dicks Radio." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 600

You deserved it 2 727

Lingering

By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and everything was going fine - until the ride home. On the way, I starting having progressively bad stomach pains. Once she left the car, I passed the worst gas that I had ever encountered. As I began to leave, she knocked on the window. She forgot her purse in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 575

You deserved it 5 476

Queasy

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 01:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boss offered to give me a ride on her way home. Two seconds before getting into the car, I had to let out a fart. I didn't think the fart would follow me in, but it did. She rolled down the windows, and we lapsed into a silent, awkward ride home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 676

You deserved it 861

By Anonymous - 25/12/2017 15:00

Today, I was in a huge traffic jam with my boyfriend due to heavy snowfall. After being in the car for 4 hours, we were stuck in a tunnel with hundreds of cars behind and in front of us. Then the diarrhea hit. I had to shit in a plastic bag in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 536

You deserved it 383

flufee2 27

Friday 2 January 2015 0:38

At least the car won't need gas now!

lewaraly 8

Friday 2 January 2015 0:41

Did you expect something different..?

Comments

johnthejolly 10

Friday 2 January 2015 8:22

Hahahah that's usually how it goes whenever two men are stuck together for awhile.

Shmatterhorn 38

Friday 2 January 2015 9:26

A famous Lynyrd Skynyrd song just jumped into my mind. "Oooh, that smell. Can't you smell that smell."

greeneyesjenny 4

Friday 2 January 2015 16:14

Not to be rude but perhaps they were making a point? Sometimes guys don't always want their gfs around and vice versa. This may not be the case here, but I can imagine the convo they had: bf "bro my girl wants to ride too" eyeroll bro "damn man why?!? she doesn't ever let you chill does she?" bf "it's not worth the argument bro" bro "Don't worry. I got this. Bet she won't ask to come again" And let the gas leaks begin....

greeneyesjenny 4

Friday 2 January 2015 23:32

I guess I just hang out with different types of guys then lol

cryssycakesx3 22

Saturday 3 January 2015 0:00

I would imagine he would just tell her no. of course, this is assuming they have a regular relationship,

skychu 18

Friday 2 January 2015 21:13

It could've been worse?

Matheo_fml 21

Friday 2 January 2015 22:28

You totally saw that comin' didn't ya?

gabrielamartin 7

Saturday 3 January 2015 9:49

Boys will be boys! Then again, girls can have their fun like this as well

thefallen12 13

Wednesday 7 January 2015 8:00

Lol we all fart and it's harmless.

Rababco 29

Friday 27 May 2016 4:07

For 14 hours, what did they eat?! Being stuck in a small, closed space filled with farts does not sound like fun. You'd think they'd be disgusted by the smell of they're own farts. You should've joined in if it was some sort of game they were playing.