Long road ahead

By coloradoman - 30/11/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, while I was flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a newborn puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice into my lap, then coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulence. FML
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sooverit01 0

Newborns can't move around a whole lot...how did it manage to puke on you, knock over your drink and cough up onto you without the mum moving it away? Generally in my experience, newborns just tend to puke all over themselves.

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PoopskinTheLiar 0

FYL. You should have forced the parent to pay for it. Child or not, that laptop is gone. Childish innocence can not pay for a destroyed computer.

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Tobester 0

You should have retaliated by poking the little bugger in the eyes. That'll learn him.

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Skull_300 0

You're Lucky the little Bastard didn't take a shit!!!

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23lf 16

How do you "learn" somebody?

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cometpdx 0

Fly American Airlines!! Buy HP Computers!!

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Kukironosuke 16

parents should not be able to bring new borns/small children anywhere unless they are prepared to take responsibility for all of their messes, and if that baby is yours you shouldnt be using a electronical device anywhere near your baby, and if its somebody elses in your family like a niece or nephew tell its parents to keep better care of it

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

EDIT - (in response to #14) Where is Advice_Dog when you need him/her/it/other?

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misspeg 0

just another reason to hate babies/kids. hey fml moderators. u guys might wanna look over this fml. spelling errors and the last sentence...wtf?

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escualida 0

you shouldn't hate babies or kids, you should hate shitty parents that don't consider the people around them

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sadistmonkey 19

right, because it's the parent's obligation to prevent a kid from puking

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splitsides 4

No, but it's the parents' obligation to keep the situation under control.

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musiclife_fml 0

meh American treats you like cattle anyway. I know, I just took them for thanksgiving too... At least it hopefully wasn't one of those tiny regional jets amirite?

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natizakhi 0

FAKEEEEEE!!!!! why the hell would a baby be on your food tray?! also babies have their own cots at the front of economy class AND you said too many bad things! turd licker!

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Cristaderzi 0

Ummm YDI having a computer or any electronics in situations like that or just with drinks around is begging fate to slap you silly and call you Susan Lol..

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

DEAD BABY JOKE TIME! Q - What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? A - You take your boots off when you jump on a trampoline. Q - How many babies does it take to paint a house? A - Depends on how hard you throw them. Q - How do you get 100 babies in a bucket? A - With a blender. Q2 - Well, then how do you get them out of the blender? A2 - With tortilla chips!

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Inked2009 0

Shut the **** you vile piece of shit

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UncleDoom 0

ooh, get her. The internet has a conscience now, it seems. Also, YDI for American Airlines.

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billswife 0

#30 I literally became nauseated reading your post. you disgust me.

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wut_fml 0

Tough one. YDI for pulling out your computer when there's a child nearby. On the other hand, FYL because little kids suck, especially on airplanes. I would pay good money to fly with an airline that didn't allow children on their planes.

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