Embarrassing, Airplanes and Transportation: Look where you're going, dude

Look where you're going, dude

By balancestrikesagain - 24/04/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I was getting onto an airplane and happened to admire the stewardess. I was walking onto the plane and was just about to talk to her when my foot slipped into the crack between the boarding ramp and the plane. Not only did she laugh as I limped to my seat but now I have bruised nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 15:53 - France

Today, I went to the airport with my mom, who requested a wheelchair for me, since I have a broken leg. I'm 24. Embarrassed, I insisted I push myself around, instead of an airline assistant doing it. A few seconds later, I crash into the same airline assistant, who then falls back into my lap. FML

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By ouch... - 03/03/2010 11:13 - United States

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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poolshark 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:06

I've always wondered if people ever fall/get stuck there... same goes for the space between boats and the dock.

mykbibby 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:23

Why'd you let that stop you? It would be an interesting conversation starter, falling through the crack between the plane and the boarding ramp.

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cheer_me_up 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:15

Yeah I am gonna have to agree with the people saying this is BS. It would have to be a big ass gap for your WHOLE leg to fall through all the way up to your balls. And then what only ONE leg fell through? So you were doing like vertical splits?? Is anyone else having a hard time visualizing this? Plus there are children on this plane I am sure, if its was that big of a gap a kid could fall totally through and plummet to the concrete. Yeah, the more I think about it the more I am calling BS.

00becca 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:43

So? Perfect introduction you ass!

Dutchie2010 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:30

Yeah it's fake. The stewardess wouldn't have laughed but instead run up to you and tried to convince you in any way possible not to sue the airline company. And seriously? How can just one foot slip through? what happened to the other one, it went to the side?

LOVExx_justine 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:38

hahahahahahaha.

mattmag 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:45

how do you fall through that gap? do your feet stick out sideways or something?

Blanadestroyer 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:50

#24 & #33 - laws and rules are a poor defense against people's stupidity, their disobedience is the privilege of those ignorant to them.

JokestrMike89 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:04

no mile high club for you! haha. I'm sorry, man. That sucks. But I had to say it :)

JokestrMike89 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:07

...and I really don't understand why no one gets this, but if they don't line up the ramp all the way to the door, it's pretty easy to fall through, one leg starts to, and the other gives out, falling up to your balls. I believe it. It's never happened to me and I've never seen it, but it's so obviously plausible...