Love, TV shows and Geek: Looking for love in Alderaan places

Looking for love in Alderaan places

By not4geeks - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy. Turns out we won't be going on a date again because I didn't know the difference between "Star Wars" and "Star Trek." FML

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plethora 3

Saturday 16 May 2009 10:04

How do you not know the difference? YDI. I'm a girl, and I'd dump you for that. It's proof positive that your interests clash.

lookitsnatash 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 10:09

Guess the Force wasn't with you

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ifeelcheated 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 16:40

NERD!

sigrak0 10

Wednesday 11 July 2012 23:38

You monster

JustHayden 5

Tuesday 21 August 2012 19:54

I would have done the same thing.

septembers_over_fml 2

Tuesday 2 October 2012 21:46

Why would you want to? I mean if that seriously matters.

Sporkly 26

Monday 31 December 2012 2:16

Foul demon.

allisadawn91 8

Saturday 12 January 2013 5:15

Fail

BVBARMY1238 9

Sunday 13 January 2013 17:02

That is a resonable decision. How do you not know the difference?!

JeWbOy101 11

Sunday 19 May 2013 20:44

Was his name Sheldon?

wolfgold2 20

Thursday 4 July 2013 19:33

i would have dumped you too

The_9th_Doctor 18

Sunday 25 August 2013 19:46

how dare you not know the difference.

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