Love, TV shows and Geek: Looking for love in Alderaan places

Looking for love in Alderaan places

By not4geeks - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy. Turns out we won't be going on a date again because I didn't know the difference between "Star Wars" and "Star Trek." FML

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Top comments

plethora 3

Saturday 16 May 2009 10:04

How do you not know the difference? YDI. I'm a girl, and I'd dump you for that. It's proof positive that your interests clash.

lookitsnatash 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 10:09

Guess the Force wasn't with you

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whySkye 12

Thursday 27 February 2014 22:26

I wouldn't go on another date with you either. There is a huge difference between the two. :/

Drake_The_Dragon 23

Tuesday 27 May 2014 20:23

How could you! :D No really how could you!?! >:( YDI

Grandpa_Gray 5

Saturday 4 October 2014 0:08

Beeeeeeitch

Candace7 19

Tuesday 13 January 2015 0:25

Yeah, you definitely deserve that.

marigoldcobain 21

Monday 16 March 2015 8:51

I don't watch Star Trek or Star Wars but I can tell them apart, YDI.

TheReaper1223 4

Wednesday 20 May 2015 20:39

Thats a HUGE problem

MajicSenpai 12

Wednesday 12 August 2015 22:22

Why does this have so many YDIs :| The least he could do is make you watch them or something. You don't deserve to get dumped for it.

Kit_is_the_Shit 17

Tuesday 8 December 2015 15:40

This a completely valid reason.

rinzlerkitty94 31

Tuesday 15 December 2015 23:31

YDI as iconic as they are, you should know the difference. And Star Wars is far superior to Star Trek.

Dr_Awesome654 24

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:06

It's a whole different series...

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