Love is love

By SpiderMan - 12/03/2009 00:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor… and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 471
You deserved it 106 815

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Who the **** masturbates into a sock?!?! hahaha

Comments

hahahahahha just added this one to favorites. i love reading all the creative comments too.. daddy schlong legs??? hahahhahahah

that's one of the most disgusting things ever.

pink89 0

You are now going to turn into John Entwistle.

thats really funny :P i hope you werent a virgin...

This is why you don't ********** into socks.

OH MY ****** GOD!! I can almost feel that happen to me. I had to grab myself cuz that just sounds ......AHHHGGG!! Oh god I would die if that happened to me. Shit I feel bad for u

LOL That Spider is gonna be the Cool Kid at school now for sure

OH MY GOD , this is AMAZING , HAHAH . i hope you don`t WEAR them after .