Love is love
By SpiderMan - 12/03/2009 00:23 - United States
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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 14:00
..Check the sock next time? I have a feeling you're from Australia though, they've got huge spiders everywhere down there.
lol, no we don't ?
we have some of the biggest spiders in the world down here so I'd agree with your comment. that'd be hell scary to find... our spiders aren't only big they are deadly!
well there goes my plans of ever moving to Australia..
Did the spider call you afterwords? If not, you must've be bad.
oh no! haha that's so sick..
I agree with #2 and #13... Say... to you wear those socks again after you washed them? Or you have special socks for it?
usually it's a certain sock although sometimes it's a random sock that we throw away
So that's where all the lost matches to my socks go!! I blamed it on the dryer but it must have been my man using them for cum catchers and tossing them...one of the great mysteries of the universe answered.
OH GOD!!!! My favorite FML thus far...So many possibilities with this one. -you've created Man-spider ( Spiderman's new arch nemesis) -the spider will now eat you in your sleep, since you have mated -the spider might have laid eggs in your dack-hole=new urban legend... -your next busted nut will consist of baby spiders and not sperm -your next busted nut will consist of cob-webs -you are the first man to have made love to a spider=new fetish -FML from the spider..."After a long day, I was really tired and found a warm home in a sock. I was awakened by an earthquake..which turned out to actually be me getting raped by the biggest **** I have ever seen. FML !!"
LOL @19. You made my day
Poor spider. "Today, I took a nap in my nice sock home. It's very nice, even though it was weirdly crusty today, but whatever. When I woke up I was being raped by some weird dick-looking thing, but it was almost as big as me!!!" OP I hope you didn't get it pregnant. Tell your therapist I said Good Luck.
you are very clever and an excellent comedian... I salute you
LMFAO, that spider fml was hilarious 19!
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That's how Peter Parker was created.
Who the **** masturbates into a sock?!?! hahaha