Love is love

By anon - 22/11/2022 22:00

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Today, I found out that my wife is indeed cheating on me. Not bad enough? She's sleeping with a guy who squats in a derelict storefront near our house. A hobo stole my wife. FML
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Chazzster 28

Maybe she really likes going camping?… But seriously, money can buy a lot of things, including sex and companionship from some people. But money does not buy love. Maybe this homeless person either has hidden talents, or is a really nice person, or one of many other possibilities that don’t include money. And are you sure sex is involved, or is wife just being kind to an unfortunate human being?… If you thought that money and possessions gave you ownership over another person’s love, either now or at some other time you will find out that is not so much the case… Would it really be better if you thought you wife was having an affair with “Richie Rich” or you brother?

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Chazzster 28

Maybe she really likes going camping?… But seriously, money can buy a lot of things, including sex and companionship from some people. But money does not buy love. Maybe this homeless person either has hidden talents, or is a really nice person, or one of many other possibilities that don’t include money. And are you sure sex is involved, or is wife just being kind to an unfortunate human being?… If you thought that money and possessions gave you ownership over another person’s love, either now or at some other time you will find out that is not so much the case… Would it really be better if you thought you wife was having an affair with “Richie Rich” or you brother?

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RichardPencil 30

A hobo, eh? Maybe he sticks it in her... ...bum?

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