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By jemma - 04/08/2009 11:27 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML

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By blaze - 17/02/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML

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By bad poet - 02/12/2013 01:57 - United States - Millerton

Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML

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By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

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It's the thought that counts…

By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/08/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I spilled my heart out to a guy by showing him one of my poetry journals. He read through it and said, "Wow, I feel sorry for the guy you wrote about." The poems were all about how I loved him. FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2020 05:05

Today, my boyfriend came across an old poem I wrote. I like to write horror stuff, but he was disturbed, called it “silly” and “sad”, and said he didn’t want to have a girlfriend who thinks about stuff like that. I'm now discouraged from becoming a writer. FML

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Always the bridesmaid…

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 04:00 - Pakistan - Gujranwala

Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML

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CDS09 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:09

Why the hell would you even try to give a girl a second poem afte you already messed up like that? FAIL on his part, FYL.

aback 4

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:38

So start to blow him, then stop midway saying, "Shit--wrong dick".

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jemsmej 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 3:42

original poster here. thanks for commenting. sorry to annoy you by saying "he then proceded" ....i thought it sounded good. at any rate, he is now dumped, but its not like its a big deal, cuz he has another girl anyway. She'll be notified. no worries. lovers you all, Jemma

not_a_valentine 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 6:40

If you're the original poster, why use a different name? FAKE

spoo 24

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:52

1 visit with 1 comment... meh..

lollipops321 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:59

this isnt the original poster. if it was, there would be the little badge thing in the right hand corner

ohwalden 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 7:19

i hope he isn't your boyfriend anymore ..

Azura94 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 9:57

Cl41RE, do u have no life or something?do u really have to go around saying the same thing every time? Oh, and to the OP, that really does suk i say u find another guy who doesnt have the memoery of a goldfish and can remember ur name

lollipops321 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:03

holy shit, mother *******! spam up my inbox, why don't you.

LanceCharisma 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 10:59

Oh my god what douche bothers to get the second poem after screwing up like that?

roughheart 0

Monday 24 August 2009 5:00

what a dick, i seriously hate guys who cheat i'm a pretty loyal girl myself & fukin hate if my boyfriend cheated on me. sorry to hear bout his mix up.