Health: Low blow

Low blow

By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

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By Nope - 17/12/2023 14:00 - United States - Richmond

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Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML

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By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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By yummy(: - 31/10/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

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By whole wheat or nothing - 30/12/2022 15:00

Today, my girlfriend viciously chewed me out for not taking a sandwich to work to save money. I don't have a problem with packing lunches, but the store-brand white bread she insists on buying is disgusting. She won't listen to me, and refuses to let me buy anything else. FML

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Eventful day

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 23:01 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML

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Can't win

By Viscerion - 31/01/2023 00:30

Today, I made breakfast for the family. Perfect. Did all the Laundry. Great. Drove the one and a half hour round trip to take my stepdaughter to work. Blah. Finished off by doing some housework and cooking dinner. The dinner wasn't perfect, and my wife told me that for all the good I do, I ruin everything. FML

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By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 08:03 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML

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By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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Astrum14 24

Saturday 10 January 2015 10:41

You should inform her that there is a major psychological aspect to erectile dysfunction. If you're constantly worried about getting it up, you'll have a more difficult time getting it up. Comments like that will just make it worse.

annoyed146578 12

Saturday 10 January 2015 10:38

Maybe it's time to get a new wife!!

Comments

doubleofuck 20

Monday 12 January 2015 2:18

She is seriously rude. I'd recommend going to see a marriage counsellor, as people before me have said, there is a psychological aspect to erectile dysfunction and her belittling you and stressing you out more will only make the symptoms worse.

nialls_girl 13

Monday 12 January 2015 4:38

Maybe she's not a keeper. Screw her!

mamadeco 7

Monday 12 January 2015 4:46

you need a new wife.

thatonedude55 8

Monday 12 January 2015 7:17

I would highly recommend looking for a new wife. The bitch you married seems to be defective.

toesparkle 13

Monday 12 January 2015 7:59

It's important for couples to be able to joke about things, but it sounds like she's just being mean, which is not ok. If you tell her that it bothers you, would she stop? If not, I'd say she's not who you want to be married to. :(

prettygurl89 16

Monday 12 January 2015 16:37

Dang thas mean :(

rude_boi256 12

Monday 12 January 2015 18:08

You should have told her the bread has the same problem you do... it was thinking about her.

padillp1 2

Monday 12 January 2015 19:06

that is bullying and verbal abuse...sounds like you need tell her nicely to stop or think about if you should be with her or not

nitrog100 21

Monday 12 January 2015 20:26

You either need to see a marriage counselor or divorce that bitch. The fact that she's insulting your endeavors and your...performance or lack thereof in the bedroom is not okay.