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By Katie - 20/02/2011 08:35 - Reserved

Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML

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Snek

By afraidtosleep - 13/10/2012 06:35 - United States - Houston

Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 6 327

Australia? Australia.

By ReptillianFreeloader - 13/02/2017 11:00 - Australia - North Lakes

Today, I had to chase off the Eastern Brown snake that's been hanging around. When it doubled back, I fell over trying to move out of its way and landed in a bush that contained 3 separate wasp nests. My body feels like it is on fire and the snake is now in my chook shed, refusing to leave. FML

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You deserved it 659

By olive_costume - 05/12/2009 01:16 - Australia

Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 8 065

Psssssych!

By Welcome to Florida - 20/07/2017 13:01

Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML

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You deserved it 540

Thanksssss

By Mojosahomo - 10/01/2018 17:30 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML

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You deserved it 622

By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:52 - Macedonia

Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML

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You deserved it 6 879

Sneeeeek!

By blindsparrow - 18/11/2014 05:35 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

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You deserved it 2 946

By Tim - 07/08/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML

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You deserved it 3 357

By anonymous - 25/06/2016 20:03 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML

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You deserved it 947

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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You deserved it 45 480

w2z1 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:31

Was he a...sneaky snake?!?!

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:55

Sssssshit.

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metallicshadow 16

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:53

your bedroom room?

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:55

Sssssshit.

mrlopez 13

Tuesday 20 March 2012 12:38

Whatsssss that again?

natalieb534 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:57

I put it there sorry

odorksky 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 17:14

ugh, mine too. I hate snakes :/

mintcar 9

Sunday 20 February 2011 17:15

That's really scary. How the hell did a snake get into your house? You should clearly find a way to get rid of this angry snake before it gets too comfortable in your cozy room.

maraach_fml 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 17:19

Mother******* snakes on a mother******* bed?

itsfaithbabyy 0

Monday 21 February 2011 1:42

LOLLL I've had it with these mother******* snakes on this mother******* bed!

StrangerDangerr 0

Monday 21 February 2011 2:28

both wins !!!

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 21 February 2011 11:20

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sam2000_fml 6

Monday 25 July 2016 9:32

******* bull shit

tencentsakiss 19

Sunday 20 February 2011 17:22

Snakes can squeeze into some really small places. I doubt a closed door would stop them.

grdianknight 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 17:23

what makes you so sure it was angry? you obviously made it out ok, but that would be something I wouldn't want wake up to. fyl

gatiekatie 0

Monday 21 February 2011 2:47

because it was jumping an trying bite me haha

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Monday 21 February 2011 2:54

If you had a snake "jumping an trying bite" you in your room than my suggestion would be to call the news because it's not really a common thing for snakes to jump. At this point there is only really one snake that is even considered to have the ability to.