Mad lad

By its still broken - 11/06/2015 00:13 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my neighbor came over to borrow my lawnmower. As I have previously loaned it to him and he returned it broken, I refused. He then promptly ate the strawberries off my daughter's small strawberry plant and stormed off. FML
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Same thing different taste

Comments

ColonelCusswords 24

Some people are pieces of shit and some people are shit takers. Every now and then a shit taker kicks a piece of shit into a street and hits it with a car. Do that

91hayek 31

lmao this is hilarious! Sorry about the strawberries, but how does one exactly storm off after eating something? Did he glare the whole time he was chewing? This is some Nat Geo Animal Planet wilder-beast level anger. So childish.

Go to his garden and destroy something and you also have to build a fence to be sure that he will not come back

leogachi 15

He ate the strawberries because you allowed him to. What would he have done if you stopped him? Probably just whined like a child, because he certainly behaves like one, so that's on you.

You get friendly with people then they turn on you after getting a sense of entitlement to using your stuff. I live in an apartment, but keep to myself--getting to know the neighbors is clearly overrated.

He ATE your daughter's strawberries? Oh man, there's no way to recover from that wicked burn, you may as well move! Just FYI that's not me saying you're overreacting, that's me saying your neighbour is pathetic