Mad lad

By Bob H. - 26/10/2014 13:54 - Canada - Québec

Today, my son asked for my help with a personal matter. I was flattered that he trusted me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turned out he wanted to use my locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheated on her. FML
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dancer824 18

Your son sounds great

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rocker_chick23 27

Your son is crazy. Get him some help before he ends up in jail or dead.

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Brandi_Faith 33

...or before he hurts or kills someone else!

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jackycat 17

Unfortunately, most states can't do anything until he harms someone or they have a mountain of evidence that he intends to do harm.

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe you should teach him how to pick a lock and then mention to his girlfriend to keep things under combination locks or key codes

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so_smooth 13

I guess you could say he's a real LADY KILLER.....pun pun pun

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Queen_of_Night 20

So, you describe your son as a "paranoid, untrusting psycho" and you haven't sought out professional help before he trusted you with his plot to break into his ex's house? This is why we can't have nice things...

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Khaleesi_26 30

You don't know of OP has or hasn't sought out help for his son. Maybe OP already got his son help but he is still bat crap crazy!

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nightbirdblue 27

Plus you can't force someone to accept the help given to them. For all we know, OP's son is an adult who went through therapy multiple times, but didn't want to change. OP could have taken him to professionals, but that doesn't mean that the son would want to change.

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jackycat 17

You can shove him into all the therapy you want when he's under 18, but that doesn't mean he'll cooperate. Also, once he's 18 there's nothing OP can do.

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demonfacee 14

Your son cheated, and he can't teach his ex a lesson because his ex did the right thing by breaking up with him for cheating. Hopefully, you didn't teach him your locksmith skills.

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ipaduaino 10

thats your own kid get him and yourself help dick

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hilldawg 4

Sounds like either you didn't teach him right and wrong in his early years, or he's mentally disturbed. Either way, you should probably try to get him help. That right there is a mentality that may very well get someone hurt one day.

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jackycat 17

And if he's over 18 most states won't do anything until he's actually harmed someone.

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acerredrum 23

Jesus ******* Christ Jackycat, are you a parrot? You are repeating the same thing on every post. OP can do something, he can alert the girl that his son is a serious threat to her. She can get a restraining order which OP can witness on that his son IS a threat. Then if OP's son breaks the restraining order he can get jail time. OP can make attempts to protect this girl from his son who obviously wants to harm her, whether it be emotionally or physically.

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Witchylady 17

Your son needs therapy. And possibly a prison sentence.

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