Crime, Weird, Creepy and Kids: Mad lad

Mad lad

By Bob H. - 26/10/2014 13:54 - Canada - Québec

Today, my son asked for my help with a personal matter. I was flattered that he trusted me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turned out he wanted to use my locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheated on her. FML

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You deserved it 5 424

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By Dan - 09/11/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I got a call from my ex asking if I could fix her computer. I brought my 7 year old son with me. On the way I told him, how I hated her, but I can't be rude. Once we get there, I say to her "it's nice to see you." My son says "but I thought you said you want her to fall off a bridge?" FML

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By female - 31/12/2018 20:00

Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML

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Little shit

By emmalou - 29/08/2022 06:00

Today, my son tried extort me into turning the WiFi back on by hiding my purse. He was mad because he'd lost access for being disrespectful. FML

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Worst babysitter ever

By shira512 - 10/08/2012 23:59 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, after much debate, my husband convinced me to let his scumbag brother babysit our seven-year-old son while we went out to a restaurant. When we got home, we found him teaching our son how to pick the lock to our liquor cabinet. My husband is unapologetic. FML

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You deserved it 4 050

Psycho

By Anonymous - 27/06/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, I came home early to find my (now ex) girlfriend having a screaming argument with my son, because he caught her trying to burn pictures of my late wife. I'm back to being single, but at least I can be proud of my son for standing up to her (he's usually very timid). Can't believe I was dating that psycho. FML

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You deserved it 127

Pure evil

By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 00:00

Today, my son got in an argument with my boyfriend, packed up his stuff, and moved in with his dad. Not five minutes later I saw my boyfriend doing his stupid happy dance. When angrily confronted, he admitted he orchestrated every argument for months until he got the result he wanted, my son gone. FML

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You deserved it 1 037

You're under arrest

By poo_shoe123 - 31/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML

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****** around, found out

By I blame Youtube - 05/01/2023 00:00

Today, my teenage son broke into my gun safe, took my gun, and dumped the magazine into the side of his ex-girlfriend's family home. He's completely stunned that he was arrested and charged with attempted murder. My wife blames me and wants a divorce. FML

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You deserved it 696

Reported!

By thatcreepyteacher - 17/02/2016 04:27 - United States - Mchenry

Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML

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Never forget

By expassword - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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You deserved it 3 824

dancer824 18

Monday 27 October 2014 0:33

Your son sounds great

may14th 26

Monday 27 October 2014 0:34

counseling works wonders.

Comments

TheLadyOpal 30

Monday 27 October 2014 2:21

You admit your own son is a psycho (and you're right) and it never crossed your mind to be suspicious about what he wanted?

Fluckgworl 12

Monday 27 October 2014 2:38

At first I was shocked that OP called his son psycho... then I read about breaking and entering. Yep. There's no better wording OP. Insult excused as proper label. FYL

shingleman 8

Monday 27 October 2014 2:42

Definitely not a future serial killer.......

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Monday 27 October 2014 2:48

Domestic abuser in the making. Hope you had a long and serious talk with him OP, that's genuinely frightening.

ostfaiz 18

Monday 27 October 2014 2:57

considering your son a minor, this is the right time you make him understand that your expertise comes with lot of responsibilities towards the society, hope u can do that, good luck Op

natalinagan 9

Monday 27 October 2014 3:08

How exactly did he get a gf in the first place?

Neesalun 20

Monday 27 October 2014 3:15

I would warn the ex

Axel5238 29

Monday 27 October 2014 3:27

Op's son more than likely is going to be arrested in the future for stuff like this. OP did the right thing the son is not healthy mentally especially by breaking up with him is something that needs retaliation.

pplroffputting 2

Monday 27 October 2014 3:42

you shouldn't call your own child a psycho and you shouldn't have readily available "locksmith skills".

stonedfly3 15

Monday 27 October 2014 4:32

So, OP shouldn't have a job as a locksmith? Because they don't come in handy once you've locked yourself out of something? An entire labor force of locksmiths would disagree with this comment.

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 27 October 2014 4:52

OP is most likely a locksmith, hence the readily available locksmith skills.

jackycat 17

Monday 27 October 2014 6:12

So, OP should just blindly think his child is wonderful and not be a locksmith. That's a great policy. Hopefully, you never get locked out of your home. Or you never have your insane ex turn stalker and try to harm you, only to have their parents lie and defend them at others expense. Some people have children who turn out to be awful people, admitting and accepting that is a devastating thing for a parent. All good parents want their kid to turn out to a wonderful person. Your kid growing up to be awful doesn't always make you a bad person or a bad parent. Being able to admit that your kid is terrible makes you a rational person who can see through bias. His son wanted him to be an accessory to minimum breaking and entering and destruction of property, if not possible rape and murder. The fact that he was happy that his son initially came to him clearly mean he loves him. Not helping means he has a rational view of who his son is as a person.