Love, Accident and Cute: Magic moment

Magic moment

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

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You deserved it 8 884

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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You deserved it 3 166

By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 486

You deserved it 7 210

By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 312

You deserved it 5 111

In your face

By ouchy - 30/01/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I gave one of them, a seven-year-old, a piggy-back ride, thinking I was strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before face planting on the wooden floor. She's fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 204

You deserved it 26 876

Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 504

You deserved it 5 010

By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 458

You deserved it 3 604

By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 212

You deserved it 4 771

Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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You deserved it 545

Another fine mess

By wow - 16/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML

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You deserved it 341

By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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You deserved it 5 730

Jellytastic 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:20

if he crouched very low then why couldn't you just climb onto his back?

fualignment 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:25

lol this is cute

Comments

FatalWedgie 0

Monday 15 March 2010 12:06

I pretty much hate everything that comes out of this broads mouth.

FatalWedgie 0

Monday 15 March 2010 12:10

Sorry snick. I lied. I don't hate everything u say. i actually found humor in you grammar-Nazi skills. But when you're not being a grammar-Nazi, I kinda hate you.

FatalWedgie 0

Monday 15 March 2010 12:17

oh, and for the record, maybe the fml WAS made up, but it was made to be funny and funny it WAS. So please shut the **** up with your anti-fml c.s.i. bullshit!

JoeMamas 0

Monday 15 March 2010 12:58

I call bullshit on THIS bullshit.

justj2010 0

Monday 15 March 2010 12:59

snickilljoydoodle= sopping wet blanket. some people want to laugh. you would rather debate. this is probably not a good app for you- maybe iDebate or iAmAlwaysRight is up your alley. I learned from you today, though. Thank you for teaching me how silly it is to take life too seriously. Seriously. wHoOpS i dId nOt uSe pRoPeR cAPiTaLiZaTiOn...uH oH...

CRUZs_GURL1 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 5:50

type...like....this.....she..,,,hates.,,,,it....more.....lol...., bUt sHe AlSo HaTeS tHiS , n tis she dnt lk it wen ppl tlk lik tis

Fminetoo 0

Monday 15 March 2010 13:09

How the hell did this FML turn into a food debate. Really, can we all stay on topic please? Snicks, i usually tease you just a little bit, but this whole FML is flooded with the debate. I find that you are intelligent and all, but please learn to "let it go" sometimes. And to all the others that voiced there opinions about fat. You are equally guilty. I just dont feel like typing so many usernames. Im not just picking on Snick.

ChrisCTL 0

Monday 15 March 2010 13:30

I'm with you #123. I pretty much think she is a twat.

okieraider71 4

Monday 15 March 2010 13:36

Number one on You Tube if you have a vid!

aLexll_fml 0

Monday 15 March 2010 13:46

That's awesome. Did you guys wrestle after?

ChrisCTL 0

Monday 15 March 2010 13:50

I honestly hope you become paralyzed from the neck down so I don't have to read your snooty bullshit. I don't think you will ever get married because you are simply full of yourself. Please tell me what man would want to be around a women like that. None. Have a drink or smoke a bong. Maybe you'll adapt to being a normal human being.