Love, Accident and Cute: Magic moment

Magic moment

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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In your face

By ouchy - 30/01/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I gave one of them, a seven-year-old, a piggy-back ride, thinking I was strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before face planting on the wooden floor. She's fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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Another fine mess

By wow - 16/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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Jellytastic 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:20

if he crouched very low then why couldn't you just climb onto his back?

fualignment 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:25

lol this is cute

Comments

brianjman14 22

Tuesday 13 July 2010 6:40

hahaha u suck snickerbitch

awsomechick212 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 13:15

lol that totally sucks but it's you're fault for jumping to high 

Splayd 10

Thursday 22 September 2011 21:20

What makes you think her boyfriend's name is "High"? Is that some sort of insult?

persimmon 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 4:45

I wish i could have seen that

smile4eva 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:14

LMAO!!!!!

cheetahcake19 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:17

If he loves you, he'll forgive.

LunarMage 2

Sunday 21 August 2011 18:56

Actually, what you describe would make for a perfect example of leap frog!

whymebaby668 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 17:44

Your just lucky your boyfriend' s tall. Mines so short he has to stand on his skateboard to kiss me. I'm only 5 feet & two inches tall. :(

chinagirl3343 8

Saturday 7 July 2012 5:57

Oh my!! That's so funny!!!

ellezmarie 3

Tuesday 27 November 2012 20:40

Hahaha this is acc proper funny would love to have seen that happen. Although I have to agree with what others have said, if your bf crouched extra low why dis you jump?