Kids, Birthday, Family and Parents: Main character syndrome

Main character syndrome

By birthday_loser - 23/01/2013 19:33 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was upset because my brother, who I'm very close to, didn't call me for my birthday yesterday. I told my mom about it, and we both immediately went silent on the phone, as we both realized she forgot to call me yesterday as well. FML

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By Ondskansgris - 12/03/2009 09:59 - Sweden

Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML

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By Ya_I_said_it - 26/07/2016 15:31

Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML

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Happy Birthday to me

By Zebra - 30/12/2020 22:58

Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML

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You deserved it 65

Classic Mom

By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 303

By MegGRRRz - 28/11/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML

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Where am I right now?

By Anonymous - 27/08/2024 13:00 - United States - Livermore

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my family. While they were singing Happy Birthday to me, my mother called me by my brother's name. When I blew out the candles a moment later, I joked, "I wish my mother could remember which son I am." Before we had even started eating the cake, she called me by my father's name. FML

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You deserved it 77

By Anon - 01/04/2015 06:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML

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You deserved it 3 585

By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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You deserved it 3 420

Narcissistic

By Anonymous - 07/03/2022 06:00 - Canada - Dundas

Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML

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Dblocker 18

Wednesday 23 January 2013 23:32

I never really understood why people made such a big deal about birthdays, maybe it's just me.

Karalela44 15

Wednesday 23 January 2013 23:32

Well...happy belated birthday, OP

Comments

vbmg152 18

Thursday 24 January 2013 4:08

What's a birthday, anyway? To me, it's just means I'm another year older! When you pass 50, birthdays are just another year you didn't die!

watsinausername 13

Thursday 24 January 2013 4:14

Make sure they are on your Facebook and have your DOB public.

Xotoolyxo 16

Thursday 24 January 2013 4:42

If your were very close to your brother how would he forget?

teyyoshi 19

Thursday 24 January 2013 4:42

oh, does it matter?

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 24 January 2013 4:48

Burtday, it's your burtday!

krakhd 15

Thursday 24 January 2013 5:06

how old are you......... 5? time to grow up and worry about more important things.

TheWorldGreatest 8

Thursday 24 January 2013 5:19

Happy birthday, god bless you .

epilepticloh 20

Thursday 24 January 2013 5:37

happy belated bday!!!!!!! btw umm Wats op?

perdix 29

Thursday 24 January 2013 5:40

Hey, yesterday was my birthday, too! Happy birthday to us! My sister didn't call but my gift from her arrived a few days ago and it's cool. My brother did call but he still hasn't sent out my gift. What are you gonna do? One thing I do know: Don't tattle on your siblings!