Sex and Intimacy: Make believe - FML

Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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By anonymous - 25/10/2010 21:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML

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By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Spicy

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 05:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML

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Cut it out

By uhhggggg - 02/01/2010 17:16 - France

Spicy

Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By TheLostCauseFML - 25/10/2017 05:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during sex when he suddenly said, "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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shazzahllala 0

Monday 17 August 2009 12:12

Ouch. FYL.

danielrp34 7

Monday 17 August 2009 12:32

mmmm He knows how to talk dirty.

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Lady_Lakura 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 19:13

Defintly Roleplay me and my BF do it all the time He puts on sexy accents and he's really good at it. He also asks me to pretend I'm Rogue, or Troi, or anyone else sexy in Sci-Fi or fantasy. He prentends to be Spock or Worf or Nightcralwer for me.... What can I say? We're geeks? But anyway, RPing FTW, it's really refreshing, mix it up. Try prentindng to be something or someone else.

kile88 2

Friday 6 November 2009 16:42

wtf is with this "hot and heavy" bs

seinouye 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 6:55

did u punch him in the head? lol

birdsfly01 0

Friday 22 January 2010 6:17

LOL!! That's soooo funny. Ha and oh yeah I'm sorry. You could just be real ugly or something though no offense!! : D

roadie42 21

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:16

Aunt Jemima FTW!

samantha_durano 6

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:34

god damn, I'd get pissed, ******* dump him.

tnb0005 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 6:40

wow do you suck that bad?

PowerAdapter 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 1:52

WillDaBeast83 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 4:19

you do realize he was probably joking right?

xGTFx 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 11:01

so he wants to rol play no big deal. stop bitchin

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Today, I wanted to show my friends my cat’s “high-five” trick. I held out my hand, and instead of a high-five, my cat scratched and bit me instead. I yelped, and my friends burst into laughter. I had to bandage my hand, all whilst they joked about “cat training.” FML

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Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

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Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opened it, I was greeted by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. FML

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Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML

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