Miscellaneous: Make it so

Make it so

By MissArizona - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

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flagshipfail 0

Monday 8 August 2011 19:00

well then you better address him as such.

pinkerbell 8

Monday 8 August 2011 19:00

Your dad is awesome.

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Somoajoe11 2

Monday 8 August 2011 19:05

Haha!! Better than Vin Diesel!

sadistmonkey 19

Monday 8 August 2011 19:08

I hope he has the accent to match.

SexyQueen0905 24

Monday 8 August 2011 19:09

I laughed so hard on this one! Don't blame him though. Captain Picard is pretty awesome.

tamm0r 0

Monday 8 August 2011 19:12

Be thankful that he didn't get a plastic surgery on his ears...

SteelCladAngel 0

Monday 8 August 2011 19:59

Picard was human...no pointy ears You're thinking of Spock

cally72 0

Monday 8 August 2011 19:12

well you better 'make it so'

bluebird0020 2

Monday 8 August 2011 19:16

Coolest dad EVER.

chili_is_good 0

Monday 8 August 2011 21:37

I totally agree

screambloody 7

Monday 8 August 2011 19:16

Like a boss.

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Monday 8 August 2011 19:18

At least he doesn't want you to call him something else, like "Captain ********".

SlaveToRetail 10

Monday 8 August 2011 19:19

Eeeeeeeeeegh, my head. x_O

allinicolesmh 0

Monday 8 August 2011 19:22

Try captain dumbass.

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