Love: Make your mind up

Make your mind up

By rollercoaster - 25/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML

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You deserved it 4 707

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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You deserved it 3 962

Desperate

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 736

You deserved it 199

By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 635

You deserved it 4 568

By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 145

You deserved it 10 738

Supportive

By Schmolly - 13/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 332

You deserved it 5 516

By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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You deserved it 4 042

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By single pringle - 05/11/2014 01:16 - United States - Morristown

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

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You deserved it 4 442

Cheeky

By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 3 749

By The hopeful - 26/12/2016 08:29

Today, my ex-boyfriend called me. I was really excited, thinking he wanted to get back together. He just wanted to get back the Christmas present he gave me before we broke up so that he could return it for cash. FML

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You deserved it 1 027

By love_letter - 29/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

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You deserved it 3 839

ziqi92 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:14

so what the hell is his final decision???? btw, ur better off not dating indecisive guys who always change their minds.

perdix 29

Monday 26 October 2009 2:12

People pay big bucks to ride on roller coasters, he's giving you a ride on an emotional one for free. Every time he takes you back, go "Click, click, click, click" and every time he dumps you, put up your arms and go, "Wheeeeee!" Have fun with his indecisiveness. When he finally decides to stay with you, kick him in the balls, hard, and run away! As he's vomiting, yell, "Welcome to the Happiest Place on Earth!"

Comments

DLT_17 0

Monday 26 October 2009 2:20

what a dick. just wait until a woman does that to him.

mhmmhmgood 0

Monday 26 October 2009 2:28

ahaha, nicee.

DeathShad0 1

Monday 26 October 2009 2:34

Yes everyone, tell her to burn his stuff. That's when legalities come in and she gets called a crazy bitch by everyone. You don't burn someone else's stuff.

iwadasn 32

Monday 26 October 2009 5:20

She wouldn't be burning HIS stuff, she'd be burning the stuff he gave her that reminded her of him. Love the OP's username, by the way.

dummydory 4

Monday 26 October 2009 2:35

Awwwwwwwww. That sucks. If he changes his mind again, don't take him back.

superswagbro 7

Friday 27 April 2012 5:13

Yeah.^^ Just keep swimming.

Superawesomestev 0

Monday 26 October 2009 2:38

life goes on. keep your head up.

diips 0

Monday 26 October 2009 2:55

dammn, i know how it feels. trust me. the EXACT same thing happened to me. except he also admitted that he still had feelings for his ex gf from 5 years ago, AND this happened 2 days before i had to go to florida for a trip with our dance company. his ex gf is in it too. now THATS an "fml" >.

Twik_fml 0

Monday 26 October 2009 2:58

what a dirtbag. You're better off without him anyway - if he suddenly decides to get back with you AGAIN, you know what to do: deny, deny, deny.

skootergirl2010 0

Monday 26 October 2009 3:01

i woulda cussed his ass OUT! lmao

calor_fml 0

Monday 26 October 2009 3:22

Your boyfriend sounds like Brett Favre.

whiskeyloverrrr 0

Monday 26 October 2009 3:29

you win #36!

HeatherFTW 0

Monday 26 October 2009 3:48

I think we should break up. I miss you. Take me back. No, I still don't like you. Or do I?! No... I don't. Maybe I do. Yes I definitely do... not... Sounds like fun.