Health, Cute and Skincare: Manly man

Manly man

By takinabreak - 10/07/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "Radiance Ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "Radiance Ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

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Glitterati

By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 12:00

Today, my girlfriend and her friends mocked my "fragile masculinity" because I bought men's body wash instead of sharing her body wash. Her body wash is full of glitter, which irritates my skin horribly. FML

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Bubbles

By soapgirl - 13/08/2009 16:07 - Philippines

Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 04:30

Today, I sparkled because of this glitter bar my mother got me from Lush. I didn't realize until after I got out of the shower that it wasn't just ordinary soap. I tried to wipe off the glitter. It wouldn't come off. FML

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Tasty snack

By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 11:00 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML

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Fancy a snatch? A *snack, sorry.

By Crabcake - 21/09/2017 19:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML

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By Anonyme - 27/03/2015 09:50 - France - Laill

Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML

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By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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By IB6UB9 - 28/11/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

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By chapstick - 09/01/2014 03:23 - United States - San Dimas

Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML

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barroomhero 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:05

It's okay, every girl who sees you will jump you.

Fml37 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:06

You don't sparkle, you flame :p

Comments

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:46

haha

Flawz 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:54

Sparklepire?

ummm_damn 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:55

omg thats awesome i would love to see that :] dont complain ...its an awesome thing :P embrace it 8)

luckyducky123 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:55

The first thing that came to my mind when I read this was Twilight (and it looks like I'm not the only one!) Seriously, your gonna get some Twilight girls screaming and running for you. Good luck!

shirmk 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:57

my first thought: OMFG EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!! my second thought: wait..... you're not a vampire my third thought: WHERE THE **** DO YOU GET THAT???????

RetroShizzKylann 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:59

His fucing Edward Culleen XD

sadistmonkey 19

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:00

and you didn't use the alternative why?

chihuahuas 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:01

hahahaha i did think Edward Cullen also. lol! but that made my day. really funny!

jumpgurl23 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:07

so thats how those damn vampires did it....FAKES! lol

bloodlust001 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:08

the other day, i had to cut the grass. my lawn seems huge to me but ima girl so w/e. im almost done when my cousin comes over to see how i did. she says "its not low enough" and makes me do it all over again with a different, HEAVIER lawn mower.... i can still barely walk FML