Manly man

By takinabreak - 10/07/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "Radiance Ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "Radiance Ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 907
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Same thing different taste

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barroomhero 0

It's okay, every girl who sees you will jump you.

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yorkiegirl1691 0

So THAT'S how Edward Cullen did it!!

xScoutx 0

Everyone stop talking about Twilight. It's the WORST book written by an aweful author. Nothing in the books is related to what vampires are fictionally like.Vampires have fangs, drink human blood, NEVER go out in the sun because they'll die they do not ******* sparkle, vampires also are ugly and not charming. Twilight was written like a fan-fiction for fat ugly 13 year olds who don't have a social life and dream about fiction as a reality. IT'S A BOOK TWILIGHT FAN GIRLS. Oh, and the guy who plays Edward is ugly and a bad actor, same with the girl who played Bella. Yeah, I went on a rant. FYL for sparkling and YDI for a man using a women's body wash.

loves_to_dance 0

okay so what if she didnt make the vampires in her story like the typical vampires. she was going for something different. thats one of the reasons why these books are so amazing. and there is nothing wrong with loving these books and dreaming about fiction is definitly not wrong sometime reality isnt so pleasent and dreaming about fiction is what helps people forget about there reality. AND twilight is not just for fat 13 year olds who have no social life. i am a very skinny 17 year old who loves these books with a great social life and i know many people who love this book who are older, like many of my friends parents love these books. im kinda getting tired of every hating these books and calling the people who like them young and immature, especially those who never read it( not saying that you never read cause i dont know).

LeCielNousAide 7

Twilight is not the best vampire series around. Yes, it was an entertaining, light read to enjoy between some boring books I had to read for school. But unfortunately, the plot wants to do something more than Stephenie Meyer was capable of writing. Also, I agree about the sparkly part. It's a little weird, and very fanfiction-y in the sense that Edward and Bella have no flaws. And the vampires don't have any real threats (the "werewolves" don't count as they CAN be killed by vampires quite easily, or so the Cullens claim). Bella is a bad case of the Self Insert Mary Sue. Bella is described to look a lot like Stephenie Meyer, and having written stories before, Mary Sue characters (especially Self Inserts) piss me off a lot (I write stories like that for myself and my friends; never do I share them with the public on any sites or anything. I save the original character ones for that). Mary Sue is a term for an impossibly perfect character in a story, just to let everyone know. As for saying vampires are supposed to be ugly, that varies per story. Some stories depict them to be extraordinarily charming to lure in their prey, others depict them as hideously ugly. And not all vampires have fangs -- have you ever read Dracula or Cirque Du Freak? They use their nails to open a wound in a human to suck blood. No fangs necessary. And to the OP, tell girls you are Edward/Jasper/Emmett/Carlisle Cullen, depending on who you most look like and you'll get them all over you ;-)

just like Edward. get ready to fiend off the rabid twilight girls wanting to be your Bella.

jussmyyluckk 0

Hey at least sparkles are kinda better then dirt right ? At least if he's sparkling you know he know's what a shower is... But still that is kinda sad that you used a ladies' bodywash !

Instantly added to my favorites! :D This should totally be a cartoon one!!

Holy shit dude run away before the faggots of Twilight get to you! RUN!

Haha I have that stuff to :) I love it lol

HunterFalls13 0

Hey Edward hows it goin? Haha:D

dorkasaur 0

just say that u are the REAL Edward Cullen and Girls will be lining up by the thousands lol