Ooooooohhhh, you sparkle. Big flippin' deal! Your life is OVER.

just like edward:))

like anyone else is saying: you're a vampire!! whooo XD

Twilight this twilight that. SHUT THE **** UP GUYS. Stop bringing up vampires. OP aw dude. xD poor you. at least you'll smell good.

Look, I'm SURE you THINK Twilight was a good book (more like a "do-it-yourself abusive relationship" handbook with lots of fluff about Eddy's hair), but dude, this is taking it a TAD too far.

Say hi to the fangirls stalking you for us.

Okay look obviously you must of read twilight or seen the film to get such opinions on it so obviously you canot be that repelled by it and if you say 'i wanted to see it so i could see how rubbish it was' no one is buying it, if you havnt read the books and youve got those opinions on it try reading them before you start mouthing off about it. Im not some obsessed crazy fan but i have read the books and i saw the film and i enjoyed them, Twilight is an amazingly written book and im sure you couldnt write something like that if you tried. If vampires that sparkle arent your kind of thing then feel free to tell people but you dont have to share your negative views with everyone because tbh i think were all a little bored of it by now and no one wants to hear it.

I'd consider your FML a good thing. Coz you'd have so many girls that want to lay you now.

Message to all Twilight fans: Okay you love the books big deal, but could you do the rest of the world a favour and keep your fantasies of paedophile vampires to your side of the internet...Feel free to make a thread, or even entire forum about this FML post, but please leave normal people alone...your presence turns us into trolls >.>

I'm sure it's been written aplenty, but I can't be arsed to read all the comments: In the days of ******* Twilight this seems more like an epic win than an FML.