Haha this is hilarious (:

If a stupid girl asks you if you are a vampire, say "Yes", and then tear out their jugular with your fangs.

"I sparkle." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's hilarious. FYL

Just make sure you don't get mauled by twilight fans for "being a wannabe Edward"

I'm pretty sure it would've said somewhere on the bottle that there was shimmer in body wash....so that's kind of your fault if you're using a "new" body wash that belongs to someone else and you were obviously already thinking about if it seemed too feminine for you. And, seriously, so what? You'll have a little bit of shimmer on your skin for a day. How is that really an FML? If you or other people that you see that day have THAT big of a problem with it, then I think you guys need to get over your stereotypes of what is "manly."

...So, it transformed you into Edward Cullen? xD Go with it, and if anyone asks, it's a ploy to reel in Twilight obsessed women.

lol I love that like 90 perecent of the comments are like YOU'RE EDWARD CULLEN XD.

Use it to your advantage! Even if they figure out that it was a mistake, they might think it cute that you sparkle. Also, please don't hate on Twilight. I enjoy the books, given some things that happen in them are irritating... but I find they're well written, and it's a good story to just dive into. It's a romance book, so people need not take tizzies on how it insults vampires, harry potter is better, etc etc etc. There's also no need to hate on the fandom, there's fandom for alot of things, and the stereotypes are just hurtful. Someone above said that all twilight fans are fat chicks, I could just as easily make generalizations of people who love star trek, or halo, or anything else that people enjoy! If you don't like it, you don't like it, so just relax and ignore the twilight stuff. Btw, I wish I could sparkle, I'd actually feel kinda badass, I'm not sure why. You should tell people you're a superhero! SparkleMan, blinds people with his sparkles of doom. Or just say you blew up a fairy, and the sparkles were EVERYWHERE.

EDWARD, IS DAT YOU. lol Do you realize how many teenage girls will be drooling over you now? Because, apparently, sparkles are sexy and mean you're a vampire, even though REAL vampires burn to ashes in the sun. Fagward Cullen isn't real ladies. Read a real book.

OMG! NOOOOO! Now you have the skin of a KILLER!!!