Manly man

By takinabreak - 10/07/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "Radiance Ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "Radiance Ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 907
You deserved it 33 571

Same thing different taste

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barroomhero 0

It's okay, every girl who sees you will jump you.

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The character is also deadly romantic and unrealistically perfect. I can see why guys would hate him. And it's not like women don't have tons of other perfect-types to feel compared to. But it's fantasy. It's fun and people enjoy it, just like kids, teens and adults alike went nuts for Harry Potter. Frankly, I like that there's a series that gets teens reading and loving it. I don't get all the hating on Twilight. The trend will pass soon enough and there will hopefully be another hit book series to take its place.

1. I actually DIDN'T think of Twilight as soon as I saw this. 2. FYL Man, that sucks... 3. I personally believe Twilight = Cult Too many crazy, psychotically over-obsessed fans. Granted there are some who are actually NORMAL and don't break up with a boyfriend because he isn't like Edward. That's just sad.

#374, funniest response ever. But its true! I've tried it before and sparkled too, but it left this residue crap that normally doesnt happen! Haha its called Olay body wash with radiance ribbons or something =,=

hahaha I love how all the twilight fangirly comments are getting buried.

haha! hey at least girls will be chasing after you! cause you sparkle like edward haha!

LMAO!! Now you can give Edward Cullen some competition (jk). Seriously though, I agree w/#46, it would be an honorable way to die.... Rid the world of the obsessive twilight fans.

hahaha sparkling lol. I'm a girl and i would be embarrassed about that. Also why is everyone so keen to dis someone they don't know? I think everyone that is paying out Twilight has serious problems. I mean yes, freaky coincidence but to start planning Twilight fans death and ranting about how it is such a bad book, its a top seller and they mad a major motion picture out of it. I mean they have made worse movies, and written worse books. And for comparing it to Romeo and Juliette, have you ever read a book that compares to Shakespeare? even on a minimal scale? If you were decent human beings you would accept that people like different things, it's part of what makes us individuals. If everyone thought and felt exactly like you then just think about how boring the earth would be.

This is the internet. Of course we can accept the fact that people like different things. That's the point of ripping apart Twilight. We know there is going be some big fan trying to make a mature argument about why they like the book and how we should shut the **** up. And we, being immature and ruthless, and are going to respond the same way every time; Twilight is TERRIBLE! -and- It's fans should die! There's no freeing yourself of this.