oh **** you are going to be swarmed by retard Twilighters. at least since you shower you won't end up like that douche pattinson. :)

lmao it sux everyone beat me to it )=...just wear some fangs though...and don't brush your hair...your going to get laid every single day -_-

don't worry about it. just try to look as haunted and poetic as possible and you'll have lines of twilight fans ready to spread 'em.

:O, yopu sparkle.... First thing that jumps to mind, edward the vampire outta twilight... Havent you heard, girls are looking for guys that sparkle.... they r the best kind :)

all you idiots saying al twilight fans are 'fat' and they should all die tbh your all pathetic. has it ever occured to you that sometimes someone might actualy just like the book? i agree that yes some people are taking liking twilight a bit far to condem them to death etc seriously? you all need to go and get a life instead of spending your days being ridiculously rude and hateful about complete strangers on a website. go and find something constructive to do.

Damn, all the Twilight jokes have been taken. xD Sucks, though dude. Did you see any glittery sheize in the goop before you used it? o___O

Twilights sucks sooo horriblely bad. I hate it sooo much. Edward cullen is a ******* ****** pot head. Its not good to sparkle. plus most twilights fans think their ******* gross scene kids. . . I mean really, Twilight is stupid. I suggest to scrub that shit off the best you can.

hey the upside is if you didnt wash your hair and wore some horrible oversized jacket and took it off in public around thirty nerdy(as hell) girls they would all pretty much die of ****** overload xDD

Haha that sucks

yayyyy now youll be dead sexy to twilight fans :P lmao!!!