Manly man

By takinabreak - 10/07/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "Radiance Ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "Radiance Ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML
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barroomhero 0

It's okay, every girl who sees you will jump you.

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theodivine 0

Haha this is cute. Since when do Vampires sparkle? I guess it's something from Twilight? I refuse to see the movie and read the books because people won't shut the **** up about it.

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emikonaito 0

Niice, welcome to the world of twilight -.- I thought the FML was funny though =) hope you aren't as sparkly now~ As for everything else, I read the first book, but I thought it was okay, nothing special. I don't see the big deal for anything about it. Even the movie kinda sucked. Just an opinion though.

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bubblybrooke 12

EDWARDDDDD :D lmfao it's ok but you don't look like jacob, so you can't be THAT hot. Jacob<3 all the way :) but yeah, YLIF cuz you'll be chased by tons of screaming teens :) lol

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Ayagami 0

So THAT'S what Edward uses! O:

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Sokai_fml 0

Haha, it was Olay, wasn't it? I've used it before. xD;

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love15_fml 8

EDWARD! LOL You could have tons of girls if they saw you... think of all the girls after RPatz. :P

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brittdr 0

TML = Twilight My Life. Seriously? It always says what the soap does in the fine print! I don't go after edward. Jasper all the way.

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xSceneSceneBabyx 0

girls will love you, guys will call you queer.

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