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By Anonymous - 14/07/2011 16:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 828
You deserved it 15 919

Same thing different taste

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drayloon 50

if we're talking xmen here, wolverine's brother sabertooth would be a better analogy

Why the hell wouldn't you have said something sooner?

Why would let him do that!? Ugh, that's painful and very unhygienic.

Same thing has happened to me. I feel you...

magickiss87 22

When all else fails, I'd rather just cut my man's nails for him. That or tell him "until you cut and file those razor blades you call nails, there'll be no lovin!" Usually works. Lol. Though, some men are so lazy they'd just say "fine. Just less work for me to do anyways. " If that's the case, next time he wants some nookie I'd throw it right back at him with the whole "well babe, that's just a bit of work and not quite feelin it tonight. Don't worry though, I'm sure you can take care of it yourself. " haha.

Tell Wolverine to get out of your ****** and he's not allowed back in until he cuts his nails.

well, there's a reason why every lesbian has her nails cut short ;D

bruhh this the worst, i cut mine often and my gf still gets shanked sometimes.. Sorry ****** owners

So tell him no until he clips them short. Easy solution.

Owwww that sucks. Ask him to cut them?