Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Mean girls

Mean girls

By oc_cheergirl - 06/04/2011 02:32 - United States

Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML

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By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 579

You deserved it 8 638

By koalaburr - 28/04/2015 15:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML

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You deserved it 3 214

You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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You deserved it 113 098

Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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You deserved it 1 566

By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 447

You deserved it 2 727

By anonymous - 03/06/2013 04:41 - United States - Banner Elk

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML

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You deserved it 18 300

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 02:32 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

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You deserved it 20 086

By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 149 374

You deserved it 13 808

By username - 31/07/2011 22:19 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML

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You deserved it 16 558

Never grow old

By Crystal - 08/03/2010 21:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML

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You deserved it 51 984

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 6 April 2011 9:15

Well, I imagine that he was called names and such in high school, and when he he mentioned a cheerleader fantasy, I don't think he thought he'd be getting the stereotypical 1990s bitchface cheerleader stereotype.

Nimmrodel 11

Wednesday 6 April 2011 8:55

Awww poor baby, hope you made it up to him.

Comments

Nimmrodel 11

Wednesday 6 April 2011 16:33

I'm glad my spelling mistake brought you guys such joy lol.

Kickass89 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 16:35

you can come to my house i wont cry! pinky promise

AFwifeKern 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 17:10

Umm wow wtf

syncflame_fml 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 18:17

he turned out to be more a bitch then you were acting!

JD_Grainger 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 18:31

Hahahahaha!!!!! fagot

alexFYL 11

Wednesday 6 April 2011 18:35

Jeez, what a baby. What came first, being a nerd, or being insecure? Does one lead to the other?

lekiat 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 18:51

you should've just kept it slutty and easy and his fantasy would have been met. #epicfail

ExoticMess 1

Wednesday 6 April 2011 19:13

so you were going for the Domenatrix cheerleader? lol shoulda went the bubbly airhead route. "oops I dropped my pompom. here let me bend over in front of you while I'm not wearing underwear. teeheehee" I hope you made it up to your poor little nerdy bf.