Customers, Religion, LGBTQIA+ and Work: Meanwhile, in Westboro…

Meanwhile, in Westboro…

By maconda99 - 06/04/2009 03:14 - United States

Today, I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow, and when the daughter saw it, she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looked at my nametag, then me, then turned to her daughter and said, "Because he hates God, honey". FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 053

You deserved it 5 200

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 544

You deserved it 2 755

By raz - 02/10/2012 00:11 - United States - Fargo

Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 549

You deserved it 2 637

All you need is hate

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 12:00

Today, I wore a t-shirt that had a rainbow-ish multicolored design when I went to drop off my daughter at school. Another parent threatened to “call the authorities” on me for wanting to “poison” children with “f**got memorabilia,” and to “stop pushing my agenda” on them. I’m a straight dude. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 122

You deserved it 184

By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 762

You deserved it 3 942

By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 039

You deserved it 369

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By ADayAtATime - 20/04/2024 06:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 372

You deserved it 107

By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 155 873

You deserved it 7 478

By socknotes - 09/03/2016 04:02 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, a shifty customer came in to my store and was hanging around for about 30 minutes. Apparently, he took that time to put religiously-motivated anti-abortion notes into each and every pair of socks. In the following hours, I had 17 angry returns and was personally threatened twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 837

You deserved it 1 455

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 561

You deserved it 3 535

By Mal2222 - 12/02/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, at work, a man walked up the escalator with his chubby kid next to him and asked me where the shoe section was. I said, "For you or your son?" He said, "For my daughter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 294

You deserved it 35 175

Checkmix 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:54

Hey, men can wear rainbow tags without being gay! That women needs to be punched or something for being stereotypical. Besides, I bet your a very FABULOUS man.

LaVonne 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:58

Wow. I'm Christian myself and cannot STAND people like that :/

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fmylife423 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 4:52

ew what a horrible person!

fmylife423 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 4:52

ew what a horrible person!

0 3

Tuesday 7 April 2009 7:03

RAINBOWS AREN'T GAY GAYS DON'T HATE GOD

bryan314 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 7:20

As the prayer goes, "Oh Lord, please save me from those who claim to be your followers." and the right response is "no, I don't hate God, though I don't particularly like those who presume to speak for Him."

lifeislife_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 7:49

#52: I, as a believer in God, don't reject science and don't think of religion as a "silly fairy tale". There are definitely some parts of say, Christianity, that I don't agree with, but that doesn't mean every religious person is homophobic, conservative, close minded, and rejects science. Being religious or not doesn't correlate to intelligence either, just like being gay or not doesn't relate to a person's intelligence.

fmltoo 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 8:14

You should have said to her daughter: "You know what I hate more than God? Some old hags who use God to be rude to other people. Their children will end up being gay" or "I do it because I have a stupid job dealing with stupid people. You know which job is really cool? I think you'll be a good lesbian." BTW, your life is f*, but FABULOUS not F**ked dear :-)

whocaresnotme 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:29

WTF???? i'd call her a bitch in front of her kid, even if i lost a sale. if she wasn't a woman, i'd beat the shit outta him

Mike0005 2

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:45

"Jesus is the ONLY way, but you can all be saved today with just 20 payments of $29.99. For this you'll get a booklet and tape brainwa-- teaching you the importance of Christ in your life" And with that, I'm converting to the Church of the Fonz.

losergirl 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 21:40

You should have said "It's okay, honey. Your mom's only saying that because she thinks Satan's bad" or something XD #147, lmfaoo!

youmakemecrazier 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 21:40

that is the dumbest thing i have ever heard!!!! EVER~!! seriously, you arent gay just because you wear a rainbow on your nametag. not only is that stupid, but it shows how uneducated some people can be and how sad and pathetic some people are that they think someone who has a rainbow on his nametag must be gay. not only that, i am a christian myself and what people say is very wrong!! god loves you no matter what and if you are gay that doesnt mean you dont love god!!!!!! i am sure you are a very nice person and dont give it a second thought!!!!!...