Intimacy: Medication shutdown

Medication shutdown

By Anonymous - 29/09/2011 09:46 - United States

Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML

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Same thing different taste

By HappinessOrOrgasms - 05/11/2012 19:25 - United States - Tucson

Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've recently started taking. Inability to orgasm is one of them. I can either not be depressed, or I can have an orgasm. FML

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By jakeeey - 18/01/2013 01:16 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML

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By Nightshade823 - 10/11/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML

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What new hell is this

By full bladder - 28/04/2015 22:39 - United States - Valrico

Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML

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Autopilot

By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 05:00 - Canada

Today, after 4 months of severe depression, I finally found an antidepressant that works. The downside? I no longer have any interest or gain pleasure in any of my hobbies. FML

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Side effects

By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 23:01 - Netherlands

Today, I’ve been horny for weeks on end. Because I’m on antidepressants, I can’t orgasm, so the horniness won’t go away. The only thing I do is go to the gym, where literally EVERYONE seems fuckable. While I’m not depressed anymore, my vagina is. FML

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Between a rock and a not-so-hard place

By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 23:01

Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2019 16:00

Today, and for months now, the meds that stop me from killing myself have killed my sex drive. My boyfriend, being stressed at work, initially assured me that his was also non existent and not to worry. I found out he's been wanking every day and hiding it from me so I don't feel bad. Now I know, I feel fucking awful. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2013 07:55

Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML

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By random1456 - 13/06/2019 18:00

Today, my credit card got declined while I was buying anti-depressants. FML

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saurik 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 15:58

well that's depressing...

windfuelsfire 10

Thursday 29 September 2011 15:59

Exercise and orgasms>antidepressants in a lot of cases

Comments

rocketgirl999 2

Friday 4 November 2011 21:25

god bless you

Spydre 7

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:12

Definitely get your doctor to change your meds. I had the same problem.

SilverDazzle 5

Friday 30 December 2011 10:52

That totally happens! That freaking sucks! I had the same problem so I quit them all together!

anniejinx24 11

Tuesday 23 July 2013 14:55

I had that same issue!

rockabillykid 14

Monday 18 May 2015 22:43

been there and it was worse then be for the meds.

jairolover 25

Sunday 24 July 2016 12:51

get new medication.

mizzkillerkiki 4

Tuesday 2 August 2016 4:12

OMG i am so sorry for you.

Zelda9678 11

Thursday 29 September 2016 13:34

That's dumb

Jottun_blut 7

Tuesday 9 May 2017 9:57

I was the same,when I was taking them my record was 5 hours. as a male that's really unhealthy (and as I learned dangerous as all hell)

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