Awkward, Neighbours and Intimacy: Meet the twins

Meet the twins

By eringoBRA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked out of my house, waved at my neighbors, walked through my front yard and into the side yard to turn off the sprinkler. It wasn't until I was back into the house that I remembered I wasn't wearing a top. FML

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Top comments

xXxSophiexXx 8

Friday 6 May 2011 19:02

how do you forget something like that?? lol

ckyorelse 18

Friday 6 May 2011 18:59

very nice!

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LittlexSparrow 0

Friday 6 May 2011 20:17

um. how do you not know you're half nude?

missy_lynn012 0

Friday 6 May 2011 20:18

all I can think is, did OP at least have a bra on?

perdix 29

Friday 6 May 2011 20:23

So, the girls came out to say "hello," too. Texas is known for being friendly, thanks for strengthening that reputation!

cornbreadmf 0

Friday 6 May 2011 20:23

How the hell can you not realize you are shirtless?

Insomniaddict 0

Friday 6 May 2011 20:25

Pics or it didn't happen

IscoreOnU 19

Friday 6 May 2011 20:28

Woot only in Texas!!

DeadxManxWalking 27

Friday 6 May 2011 20:30

yet you had a bra on? not too bad.

s3xymoma 1

Friday 6 May 2011 20:31

how u forgot. that's weird

beantownrican 0

Friday 6 May 2011 20:35

idiot

docscientist 9

Friday 6 May 2011 20:36

According to the bible, you just sent your neighbors souls to hell. You should try walking around the block next time.

docscientist 9

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:41

Uh, though shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife? Oh, I get it, you think I'm being serious.

docscientist 9

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:43

thou* Cool auto-correct though.

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