Memories

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Gainesville

Today, I asked my husband if he knew what day it was. His answer was, "Garbage day?" It's our six-year anniversary. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 677
You deserved it 3 706

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Plush4318 1

Make sure he takes himself out with the garbage.

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Get used to it! Next year his responce will be "Mow The Lawn Day"?

That's why I'm going to get my anniversary tattooed on the inside of my hand.

He probably had other things stressing him. Honestly why is it that everyone is hating on men? Not all men forget so easily and just because he forgot doesn't make him a bad spouse. They've been together for 6 years so he must be doing something right

8, you fail at spell check!!! Ignorance is my only allergy!!!! *large sneeze* *cough cough*

Its better when things fall on memorable dates already so that others remind you. My sisters birthday is rememberance day, so everyone remids me! My anniversary is boxing day, so it's like "hrm it's christmas.... Tomorrow is something aside from just great shopping for myself!"

But was it also trash day? Was he right?

perdix 29

Sounds about right. The 10th anniversary is "What the **** did I do to my life Day," 15 is "Slit my wrists Day," and 20 is "Waiting for the sweet release of death Day."

Perdix --NAKED ZUMBA YEAH!!!!!!!!!! I bet that'll spice up any anniversary. It's official. I'm obsessed with naked Zumba. *hip thrusts*

perdix 29

As well you should be, when I get going with those Shakira songs, the visuals are dazzling! I have to ice down my junk afterwards, but we suffer for our art!

This is what Facebook is for - reminding men of their wives birthdays and anniversaries.