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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Gainesville

Today, I asked my husband if he knew what day it was. His answer was, "Garbage day?" It's our six-year anniversary. FML
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Plush4318 1

Make sure he takes himself out with the garbage.

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DisturbedCupcake 3

Congrats! It's my parents' 16 yr today.

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unknown_user5566 26

My husband has forgotten important dates before, too. Eventually I learned that it's a waste of energy to get offended, and I just programmed important information into the calendar on his phone. Try it- it helps quite a bit! Happy Anniversary, too, OP. Six years is a pretty big accomplishment!

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deadxwedding84 5

At least he didn't say, "Right, garbage day."

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AClassActx3 7

Well. Breaking up is DEFINITELY unnecessary. I think he should just be put on the couch :)

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DylansMomma 9

Your comment : Give him the bennifit of the doubt and maybe he'll have a surprise for you later OP. If not, your life sucks.

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Briiyahh 7

Maybe he forgot and is gonna surprise you with something later. My dad pretense he forgot and ended up remarrying my mom

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jesinuevo 3

That's your fault. Everyone knows that men don't remember things like birthdays, anniversary dates, and holidays. Plus you tricked him by asking a vague question, just count your lucky stars your still together. Happy anniversary OP! Next time save yourself disappointment and remind him the day before. Plus, if you give him a anniversary BJ, he will remember next time.

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sweetmama88 6

Omg where's your heart !

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sweetmama88 6

Any women knows that men always forget the important things , but god forbid we forget them !

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unknown_user5566 26

Correction: any SEXIST knows that men "always" forget important things. Any sane person knows that both men AND women make mistakes and forget things because it's human nature.

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thewife5 19

I'm female and married for 13 years.. My husband reminds me of stupid shit like anniversaries and I remember the kids schedules and such.

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lostfaithinpppl 19

OP, you are making too big of a deal out of it. Some people are just not into celebrating anniversaries. And it has nothing to do with him being a male. I am a female and yet I can never remember any anniversaries, my boyfriend's birthday, or any other "important" dates. If celebrating your anniversary is important to you then organize a celebration for you and your husband and tell him about it. Don't expect him to surprise you with a celebration.

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