Doctor, Poopoo peepee, Accident and Health: Messed up

Messed up

By socal000 - 20/10/2011 12:04 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML

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By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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By analbel - 05/11/2018 12:00

Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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By caqi33 - 08/03/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML

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Bustin' my ass

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 23:16 - United States - Windsor Heights

Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of pee all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML

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By Tib - 18/12/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

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AKA taking a screenshot

By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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No good deed…

By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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Thursday 20 October 2011 16:04

I would start with that. " I tripped and spilled my urine sample," seems to work well.

SwedishDerp 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:07

"Here's your urine sample" *hands over carpet*

Comments

AlbinoBear 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:11

Maybe a The cup I pissed in fell...

Ohmie 5

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:16

Ur-ine trouble...

Yournamehere42 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:23

A little late there, buddy.

anna15243 6

Friday 21 October 2011 0:02

someone already said that

perdix 29

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:19

Tell him Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it out of your hands. If you can't handle the simple truth, you might as well go for a fantastic lie.

btbamfan75 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 23:35

its still cool to make those comments?

silver0jay 11

Friday 21 October 2011 2:15

Apparently the people who liked the comments think it is. And I'm one of them.

perdix 29

Friday 21 October 2011 4:27

#88 In the right hands, it could be. I have Soviet Russia and reverse FMLs in my toolbox, but using them requires keen judgment and a steady hand. When misused, they are a turd in the punchbowl. Trust me, if I ever use them, they will be right.

karmaslave 5

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:21

Just tell the doctor. They deal with people's embarrassing bodily issues all the time. Besides, it will be more awkward if someone finds it on their own.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:29

He'll understand; it's not THAT weird. It's not like you spontaneously decided to drink your own urine or take a shower in it. THAT would be something I would be ashamed to tell a doctor.