Awkward, Parents and Love: MILF Manor

MILF Manor

By daughter - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Vårgårda

Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML

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You deserved it 2 381

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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By Rosey - 23/07/2014 20:57 - United States - Manson

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

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All in the family

By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 02:02

Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML

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By Ally - 19/05/2022 16:00

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML

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Corruption

By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

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By loser - 31/07/2012 14:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML

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Mommy issues

By Anonymous - 30/11/2021 20:01

Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML

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Cougartown

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 01:00

Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML

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Senseless_487 29

Tuesday 18 September 2012 11:41

Those are some ulterior motives from hell. I think this is one of the rare times to say "dump him" and be right.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 18 September 2012 11:44

Hopefully over time you'll grow up to look just like her, and then you'll be the MILF.

Comments

thiscrazything 1

Tuesday 18 September 2012 14:11

OP's boyfriend.

sillyyanks 24

Tuesday 18 September 2012 15:15

Apparently he has the mental age of a 15 year old!

tabbycat2007 22

Tuesday 18 September 2012 15:23

She's all that he wants. He's waited for so long...

ForeverAloneGal 23

Tuesday 18 September 2012 15:34

That's awful... How is your Mum?

gc327072 30

Tuesday 18 September 2012 15:47

I would like to think so, bug since op is in Sweden it would be more like Stacēasdhgdegrevrd.

Feverrotes 15

Tuesday 18 September 2012 15:48

Stacy can't you see? You're just not the girl for him.

gracehi 31

Tuesday 18 September 2012 15:50

I know it might be wrong, but he's in love with OP's mom.

expertsmilee 26

Tuesday 18 September 2012 15:52

So call me maybe

Snazzy_Snaz 17

Tuesday 18 September 2012 15:53

OP's mom has got it going on. OP's mom has got it going on

cosmosis 12

Tuesday 18 September 2012 16:00

50- wrong song ******.

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Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML

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