Drugs and Kids: Mindblowing

Mindblowing

By apparantlyStupid - 27/06/2012 23:28 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML

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You deserved it 43 616

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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You deserved it 352

By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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You deserved it 2 464

Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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You deserved it 707

Well played

By stepshart - 21/08/2014 19:30 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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You deserved it 3 083

By Anonymous - 26/01/2016 03:44 - United States - Arcadia

Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML

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You deserved it 1 299

Legal Eagle

By Anonymous - 29/11/2021 05:01

Today, I followed my daughter and found out she wasn’t with friends, she was on a date. I confronted her about the lie, but she takes after her mother, a lawyer, and steamrollered over me about invading her privacy, so even though she lied, she somehow has the moral high ground. FML

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You deserved it 2 698

HOW VERY DARE YOU?

By Fear of the unflushed…for life, the sentencing. - 10/06/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 239

By ugh - 01/12/2015 03:52 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML

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You deserved it 1 584

The betrayal

By Anonymous - 14/02/2022 16:01

Today, like an idiot, I accidentally included stuff I learned from snooping in my daughter's secret diary during a conversation with her. She's not happy at me right now, so I may have to polish off my old grovelling skills from when I was still married to her mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 127

You deserved it 2 439

thefallenqueen 5

Thursday 28 June 2012 8:44

parents these days..

1337Anonymous911 3

Thursday 28 June 2012 8:45

So you just let the drug abuse continue?

Comments

xRezSynn 15

Tuesday 3 September 2013 18:57

You're in charge of the house, so act like it

ottyscays 5

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:19

You'd be more of a bad parent for telling your kids weed is bad When they find out you lied about that how can they believe you about anything else

96isntassexyas69 20

Monday 27 April 2015 5:35

Oh come on! you can't just give in like that, you're her parent! It's your house and you make the rules. it's not HER room, it's yours.

gizmodorner 15

Wednesday 26 August 2015 18:44

your daughter sounds like a huge ****

jackthemac 11

Sunday 10 July 2016 10:13

weed is ok . weed is fun . dont be a hard ass

sharond23 10

Wednesday 7 February 2018 15:53

you didnt get outsmarted. you're just a spineless crappy parent. pathetic

T1A2Z3 34

Thursday 29 November 2018 17:40

You did invade her privacy and you should appoligise. That's completely on you. Show your child some respect

T1A2Z3 34

Thursday 29 November 2018 17:41

You did invade her privacy and you should appoligise. That's completely on you. Show your child some respect

maserle 8

Sunday 3 November 2019 15:34

why would you apologize? as a kid with my parents they kind reserve the right to do that. stand up for yourself. sidenote: smoking pot isn't that bad. its really not bad at all. just keep an eye on her should she progress to others.

Gage Sims 6

Monday 30 December 2019 16:47

y'all should be happy it's pot and not meth I don't understand you controversial people that gets so been out of proportion over pot when meth is the big thing in America that's destroying lives maybe you should make that your focus to something more definitely deadly instead of judging this poor woman's parenting skills